Blue Eyes

What if there were someone out there
Who was like me in every way,
Except she has blonde curly hair
And blue eyes as bright as the day.

Wherever she walks, she gets looks
For she’s a pretty sight to behold.
In her free time she reads all her books
And does whatever she’s told.

She probably makes A’s and B’s
To the old folk’s joy and delight.
I bet she doesn’t climb trees
And never dares pick a fight.

Her walls don’t bare marker and ink.
Her lawn isn’t one giant mud pit.
And if skunks dared to make the cat stink
Kitty’s not bathed in the toilet.

Although she is the best A to Z,
And she’s downright good to her core,
In the end you’re better with me,
‘Cause to tell you the truth, she’s a bore.