Every time I talk to Mom she uses my lack of blog posts as a hopeful change of subject from global warming. I force her to listen to my groanings of penguin habitat loss, so she puts on her chipper face to mention my creative outlet has been constipated for weeks. She's right. I should double my efforts and write a post, a real post. It'll do me good to think of something else for a change.
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Once upon a time there was a beautiful, boring princess...
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All work and no play makes Kat...
Yup. That's bona fide writers block. The only thing that could help in so desperate a situation as this is a collection of pet photos.
That worked.
